Ravenclw Kidd
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My name is Alex, but I prefer to be called Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All. I spend my weekends watching Doctor Who, playing Pokémon, wishing that Homestuck wasn't on hiatus anymore, and singing songs* about how much I hate the world and how much it and its people hate me in return. Clearly I'm a class act nerd, and I won't hold my tongue if I think you're an idiot, but if you're not stupid, that's not gonna happen, so why don't you go ahead and message me?

Oh, one more thing. This blog kind of sucks, and most of the time I'm not very active. Most of the things I reblog come from this awesome girl: www.randytherockjackson.tumblr.com and you should definitely follow her with all your heart.

*I can not actually sing.

Disclaimer: By blood, I am 37.5 percent Canadian. While this is not a large percentage(, it is my major blood line, and in accordance to the canadian & sedition act of 1895 I am legally obliged to inform the internet of this before making contact with anyone.
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avatarjason:

Avatar? You mean with the blue peop-

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peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

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zazzle-poetry: buy here

zazzle-poetry:

buy here

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trillow:

if we’d developed particle weapons during the ronald reagan era we could have called them ronald rayguns but we fucked that up just like everything else

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elizabitchtaylor:

Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.

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lady-tyrell:

wow this firefly haitus is really taking a while isnt it

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